DS: Auntie, i am scared!
PSP: ME too, Mooooom!
PS2,: Don’t be scared kids, just do not stare at his GREEN EYE for too long!
DS: Why? what would happen?
PS2: He will modify your soul!
PSP: Mom!
PS2: Yes, dear
PSP: But … we are all “modified”
DS: i am not!
PSP: yes you are!
DS: i am totally not!
PSP: you use a special card to load pirated games!
DS: yes dope, but no body brainwashed me like they did to you
PSP: Jerk!
PS2: Stop fighting you two! DS if you do not behave soon, i will have to call your Mommy MS. Wii and have her discpline you!
DS: No please Ms. PS2, i do not wanna go visit my Grandpa Gamecube ever again, he is annoying … and purple!
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360: Can you all like shut the click up! for High processor’s sake! i am trying to grasp the awesomeness of myself!
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PSP: why does he talk like that?
DS: He is American!
PSP: …. Oh!
DS: Oh what?
PSP: i did not know they were able to create these things.
DS: Microsoft is a strong family.
PS2: Don’t talk about Microsoft family, bad things happen when you do.
PSP: Like what?
PS2: they release new non-working operating systems.
DS: yeah, Windows 7!
PSP, DS and PS2: HAHAHA!
360: Douche Bags! thinking they are so Jap and Fab! Check yourself first!
PS2: Excuse me! what do you mean?
360: Oh what i do mean is look how slim they made you look, you used to be so fat and loud!
PS2: HOW RUDE!
PSP: (Giggling)
DS: shut up green eye!
360: As if, they replaced you douche bags with Slimmer versions too, DSi and PSP 2000 and 3000!
PSP and DS: Whatever! we are still portable and cool, people take us to places, you are so huge!
360: these are my console muscled, kids!
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PS2: You are hot!
360: I know, freaky right!
PS2: … no, literally, you are heating up!
360: Oh! that … i am hyper-processing Resident Evil 5!
ps2: Yes dear, but it is like eating and making noises, rude!
360: Oh Oh Diva Slim, we are not all so prude and polite like yourself, so silent and cool
PS2: Don’t talk to me, you are rude!
360: but ..
PS2: Still rude, go away
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DS: Hey Psp, would you like to touch me?
PSP: Hey! Go away!
DS: anyone wanna touch my screen? i was not touched in a while.
PS2: when was the last time?
DS: that Human took me to the toilet and he was touching me, it felt alright!
PSP: Eww!
DS: he also yelled at me, it was a happy experience!
PSP: hey freak, i heard they can “blow” you.
DS: Freak, they can blow AT me.
PS2: Alright, i am calling Ms. Wii now!
DS: ummmm…
PS2: What?
DS: actually MS. PS2, you won’t find her
PS2: why? where is she now?
DS: having an affair with an iMac, she thought they looked the same!
PS2 (mumbling): Freaky White Glossy Freaks!
DS: what was that?
PS2: Nothing dear, shut your screens and sleep.
360: Freak show! like OMG!
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PS2: SO… Mr.360, besides blood and gore and creepy murders, what other games can you play?
360: It’s like, i love blood and stuff, like, i am so realistic and awesome i can like freak humans out, but i’m like they do games for me like Sports and RPGs and stuff they look also awesome, but people like to get me for like Halo and Gears of War and stuff, ya Know!
PS2: Oh! close your eyes DS, you are too innocent to see these stuff!
DS: What Stuff?
PSP: exactly, you are like all Mushrooms and Princesses, Cooking and Drama! Geeez!
DS: IS there more than that?
PSP: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
DS: what?
PSP: You will never know dude, you are like a good looking version of your cousin GameBoy but you do not do good graphics!
DS: I DO!
PSP: NOT
DS: NOT
PS2: That’s it … I am done with the two of you, Mr 360?
360: Yeah Ma’am, Whatdaya want?
PS2: Take the kids, i can not handle them anymore, even my new marriage is so bad, PS3 is not paying attention to anyone but himself! (crying)
360: Oh lady, you are a mess!
PS2: I KNOOOOOOW! They even made me cheaper now, they dropped my retail price to 99$!
360: OH it is ok, they did that to me too! My system starts from 199$
PS2: Kids think i am stupid now, they only get me for old Guitar Hero games
360: Hey Dudette, don’t worry, i think you rock!
PS2: Awwwwwww, chucks! Thanks!
360: Hey hey, do not get all Japanese on me now!
PSP and DS (giggling)
PS2: YOU GREEN EYE FREAK, GO TO HELL!
360: Actually … Hell is coming to me soon, Dante’s Inferno the game!
PS2: Yes, ‘cuz that’s what you are missing! more blood and violence!
360: Lady, American Kids love that, we do not spend 300 hours like trying to level up a fagotty RPG Character, we love to kill and slay, look at the kids in the US army in Iraq, they played on me for too long they think the war in Iraq is a new Call of Duty game!
PS2: Frankly, Ruthless!
360: Chill lady, they still wanna GAY me up with Final Fantasy XIII, Star Ocean, Last Remnant! trying to sell to the Jap kids, but they still go to that Fat Bastard PS3
PS2: Bastard he is, uh-huh!
360: You go sister, put off your motherboard.
PS2: i am done for!
360: no you are not, you are like the best selling console like ever and ever
PS2: ahhhh the days of fame, how i miss them!
360: they still make plenty of games for you, look at that stupid Cube, they killed him like so many years ago, like duh!
PS2: Cube was alright, he was just not sexy like me!
360: Yeah baby, wanna go out sometime?
PS2: Oh! i did not think you would ask that soon!
360: Lense Life is short, so we gotta make the best outta it!
PS2: You are charming, Green eye
360: I have my way with cute ladies like you, Slim and Black!
PS2: You should check my other evil sisters, Silver and Pink!
360: Like ewww!
PS2: i know!
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PSP: OMG!
DS: What?
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To be continued soon!
